Here I am taking photos of ME, making videos about ME, thinking about ME, trying to sell ME ME ME.

Staring at a computer screen looking for ways through the door of............ME

Look at me Look at me why isn't anyone looking at ME?

LMAO

Do any of you feel as I do? That all of this self obsession is not good?

All I want to do is make a living doing what I love........MUSIC

:-(

I was amazed to be ranked as Number One male artist on the Broadjam Top Ten Chart this week. Does that count as a Christmas Number One? LOL
Seriously, this was excellent news as Broadjam has a huge online music community and the chart is compiled by ratings made by fellow musicians, the online community and by music industry professionals.

;-)

Paul

Top ten song broadjam

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Gig @ Bernaccia Newcastle, Monday 7th Jan
Please come along to support.

:-)

Its Christmas time and what better way to celebrate the birth of Our Lord Jesus Christ than to release a Perfume?

Take a smattering of 'fame' add some water, mix with pure alcohol, apply a few drops of essential oils and hey presto!

You have celebrity perfume.

All you need now is millions of pounds worth of advertising and a gullible audience, willing to pay £40 for summat that cost less than a fiver to make.

Personally I'd like to see these perfumes:

Johnny Vegas pour un grand Homme

Jo Brand "La Femme Gross est Belle"

Two things amuse me about all of this: One is that perfume contains a chemical found in shit and two: the way they always use French references to make it sound exotic, classy and upmarket. Clearly this is profoundly wrong. I go to France a lot and they think this is really strange. Have you spoken to a French farmer lately and asked him about perfumes?

"Now what to get............Beckham Day or Beckham Night?" Decisions, decisions?

A sad poetic ballad about my recently deceased Mother-in-law

Miss you

paul carney

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 18 Again by Paul Carney

 
    Julie works in a burger bar, cause she's saving for some Botox jabs,

    Kelly craves for a collagen and

   Danny wants to tone his abs

    But Dave's obsessed – about his tan
   
    He likes to moisturise, cause it makes him a pretty man
   
  
  
   And they wanna be 18 again, re-claim their youth
   
    And they wanna be 18 again, deny the truth

   Donna dreams of breast implants and Laura wants a Little lift,

    Norman knows that it's just his nose that is
   
    Stopping him from getting chicks

   And Gail is down, about her hips,

   she wants to be a 12, but she can't stop eating chips
   
  
   And they wanna be 18 again, re-claim their youth
   
    And they wanna be 18 again, deny the truth

   Tracey talks of a butt implant and she'd like to have a tummy tuck,

   Sam is prone to some silicone but her husband couldn't give a fuck,

   and Mandy moans, about her weight.

   She spends a fortune on herself, but she looks a state

Sunday 16th December Paul Carney playing live with some good other talent too. The place is right opposite the train station in Newcastle.
For you Southerners, Newcastle is a city in England, just underneath Scotland. We are the crazy idiots at footy matches with big beer guts who don't wear shirts in winter. We are also the ones you can't understand when we speak. LOL

I have just realised that the poster says Sat 16th Dec, but Sat is 15th. Hmmmmn watch this space......

Why oh why are Pop stars singing in Mockney accents these days? I mean it isn't as though they talk like that.  What happens when the trend for Mockneyism dies down? Will they change their singing style? It was the same when everyone wanted to be black. It was so funny listening to people with broad regional accents talking like they came from the Bronx.

Go on try to think of as many current acts as you can who are 'Mockneys'

:-)

Maybe I'm jus jelus coz i'm a Norvena

I use both these services to 'promote' myself on the web. They are an integral part of 'getting on' in the business. I value the fact that people can communicate their thoughts and opinions about my music and I can communicate mine to them.

Basically it's one of the most wonderful methods of communication to emerge since the telephone really. How brilliant.

So what the shagging hell do people use it for?

Throwing sheep at each other, poking, send silly clip art, slap, high five, quizzes, Vampire bite each other and, in the case of Myspace, post bulletins saying:

"Am bord sum1 spk 2 me.."

Fucking stroll on!!!!

:(

Paul

They should take a leaf out of my book and use it to fucking moan about everything in life.